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This promo is the culmination of some of the drunkest pirates ever to sail in the Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew! We've spent the years proving ourselves in battle around the torpid waters of the Chicagoland area and into the seas of the lands beyond, but now, it's time for us to assault your ears personally within your homes and abodes! We hope you all enjoy this promo with a beer in hand (or your favorite alcoholic beverage)!

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released May 3, 2014

Blood Boodts- Lead vocals, lead guitar, rhythm guitar
Boatswain Bill- Bass, backing vocals, drum programming, sampling
The Red Lady Sophia- Keyboards, flute, piccolo, backing vocals

Recorded, edited, mixed, and mastered by The Red Lady Sophia and the Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew

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Track Name: Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew
Cannons firing; draw your swords by night we will take this port
Spare no man, kill them all, rob them blind, take their whores
Ship crashing onto dock; with a laugh we disembark
Don’t fear, we’re friendly lads, we have only come to drink

Bring us beer for there is much to cheer for
Let’s have a round, dance about in this portside tavern
Laugh, sing, and jig with me. Let’s have one big party
We are the Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew

Shots of rum, rounds of ale
In these things my trust won’t fail
Pints of mead, cups of wine
I think we’ll have a good time
Beer spilling down my shirt
A wench sitting by my side
My hand sliding up her skirt
I think we’ll have a great time ;)

Bring us beer for there is much to cheer for
Let’s have a round, dance about in this portside tavern
Laugh, sing, and jig with me. Let’s have one big party
We are the Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew

Shots of rum, rounds of ale
In these things my trust won’t fail
Pints of mead, cups of wine
I think we’ll have a good time
Beer spilling on my shirt
A wench sitting by my side
My hand sliding up her skirt
Ow that slap really hurt!

Bring us beer for there is much to cheer for
Let’s have a round, dance about in this portside tavern
Laugh, sing, and jig with me. Let’s have one big party
We are the Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew

Bring us beer for there is much to cheer for
Let’s have a round, dance about in this portside tavern
Laugh, sing, and jig with me. Let’s have one big party
We are the Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew
Track Name: YAR HAR HEY!
We raise the Jolly Roger upon the highest mast
Set sail on our quest sure to lead towards death
We drink and we dance as we pillage and plunder
Raising our voices with a YAR HAR HEY!

Fire the cannons and board the ship
Kill the crew and bring back the loot
This is the life we cherish and live
So lift your pints of ale! YAR HAR HEY!

Sailing far into unknown lands
We take to a port to procure some grog
In a bar we are told of a glorious quest
Leading to beer, women, and treasure untold

A man with one eye, reeking of scurvy
Tells us the tale of his upturned crew
While voyaging to this lawless island
They were scuppered by a giant beast

YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY!
YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY!

He tells of a serpent terrible and grim
With the eyes of death and a spike laden tail
Lurking in the seas far to the West
Guarding the sacred isle of women and mead

But we are brave warriors of the sea
And do not fear any creature large or small
We are bound to find this imaginary land
So he hands us the map and his lucky captain’s hat

YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY!
YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY!
YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY!
YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY!

Sailing away to this far away land
With grog and cutlass together in hand
We dance and we sing as we near the shore
Dreaming of approaching treasures and gold

We raise the Jolly Roger upon the highest mast
Set sail on our quest sure to lead towards death
We drink and we dance as we pillage and plunder
Raising our voices with a YAR HAR HEY!

Fire the cannons and board the ship
Kill the crew and bring back the loot
This is the life we cherish and live
So lift your pints of ale! YAR HAR HEY!

Upon the land we come to find
Fountains of rum and beer and wine
Wenches abound and stroll the woods
Happy to catch a pirate’s eye

For a while we stay but soon we
Remember our great love of the sea
We must leave this wondrous land
But I swear we will return again

As we board our ship and begrudgingly depart
My heart races as the mighty seas rip and part
We are met face to face by a creature of old
I draw my blade and the cannons we fire!

With a roar the monster rushes at us
But we will not let it send us to the Locker
On a rope I swing with my mates next to me
And with a mighty swipe we cut down this beast!

Sailing away to this far away land
With grog and cutlass together in hand
We dance and we sing as we near the shore
Dreaming of approaching treasures and gold

We raise the Jolly Roger upon the highest mast
Set sail on our quest sure to lead towards death
We drink and we dance as we pillage and plunder
Raising our voices with a YAR HAR HEY!

Fire the cannons and board the ship
Kill the crew and bring back the loot
This is the life we cherish and live
So lift your pints of ale! YAR HAR HEY!
Track Name: Woken From the Crow's Nest
After many a grand, raucus quest
Time for this drunk lord to get some rest
Steady as she goes; the compass points south
And this lack of fine rum has left me dry in the mouth

Down below deck where our treasure is held
Wobbly from exhaustion and deep ocean swells
Pound down a bottle quick as can be
I almost fell over! Guess it's time for some sleep

I've too many damn fools on this ship
Partyin' and carryin' on, not givin' a shit
And while they wreak havoc in the depths down below
I needs me some silence, so up on deck I go

I can still hear 'em, me wretched crewmates
Loud as a demon horde stormin' the gates!
Where can I go now to get some respite?
Up the rope ladder...in the crow's nest I'll lie

The seas are now calm, the wind is serene
The world's at a standstill and the moon is pristine
Me eyelids are too heavy to stay open now
A brief moment of solace and then...

KAPOW!

We have been spotted by royal navy men
Those filthy dogs we've tangled with once and again!
They saw our flag and readied their load
And with one direct shot they made my "bed" explode!

Up on the deck! We've a fight on our hands!
How dare they try to fight the best folk metal band??
Hard turn to starboard, have yer guns at the ready!
Time to show them just who's all the more deadly!

This is for our brothers you've fought with and killed
And all those times that you've squelched our thrills!
You're all men of honor, a notion we despise
So prepare to get some searing lead right between the eyes

Cannons burst and sabres clash; oh, this will be fun!
We ain't afraid, we'll never flee, and we'll take on every one!
Many an hour later, we see their flag of white
Outdone and outgunned, they now fear our strength and might!