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Cannons firing; draw your swords by night we will take this port Spare no man, kill them all, rob them blind, take their whores Ship crashing onto dock; with a laugh we disembark Don’t fear, we’re friendly lads, we have only come to drink Bring us beer for there is much to cheer for Let’s have a round, dance about in this portside tavern Laugh, sing, and jig with me. Let’s have one big party We are the Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew Shots of rum, rounds of ale In these things my trust won’t fail Pints of mead, cups of wine I think we’ll have a good time Beer spilling down my shirt A wench sitting by my side My hand sliding up her skirt I think we’ll have a great time ;) Bring us beer for there is much to cheer for Let’s have a round, dance about in this portside tavern Laugh, sing, and jig with me. Let’s have one big party We are the Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew Shots of rum, rounds of ale In these things my trust won’t fail Pints of mead, cups of wine I think we’ll have a good time Beer spilling on my shirt A wench sitting by my side My hand sliding up her skirt Ow that slap really hurt! Bring us beer for there is much to cheer for Let’s have a round, dance about in this portside tavern Laugh, sing, and jig with me. Let’s have one big party We are the Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew Bring us beer for there is much to cheer for Let’s have a round, dance about in this portside tavern Laugh, sing, and jig with me. Let’s have one big party We are the Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew
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YAR HAR HEY! 03:51
We raise the Jolly Roger upon the highest mast Set sail on our quest sure to lead towards death We drink and we dance as we pillage and plunder Raising our voices with a YAR HAR HEY! Fire the cannons and board the ship Kill the crew and bring back the loot This is the life we cherish and live So lift your pints of ale! YAR HAR HEY! Sailing far into unknown lands We take to a port to procure some grog In a bar we are told of a glorious quest Leading to beer, women, and treasure untold A man with one eye, reeking of scurvy Tells us the tale of his upturned crew While voyaging to this lawless island They were scuppered by a giant beast YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY! YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY! He tells of a serpent terrible and grim With the eyes of death and a spike laden tail Lurking in the seas far to the West Guarding the sacred isle of women and mead But we are brave warriors of the sea And do not fear any creature large or small We are bound to find this imaginary land So he hands us the map and his lucky captain’s hat YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY! YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY! YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY! YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY! Sailing away to this far away land With grog and cutlass together in hand We dance and we sing as we near the shore Dreaming of approaching treasures and gold We raise the Jolly Roger upon the highest mast Set sail on our quest sure to lead towards death We drink and we dance as we pillage and plunder Raising our voices with a YAR HAR HEY! Fire the cannons and board the ship Kill the crew and bring back the loot This is the life we cherish and live So lift your pints of ale! YAR HAR HEY! Upon the land we come to find Fountains of rum and beer and wine Wenches abound and stroll the woods Happy to catch a pirate’s eye For a while we stay but soon we Remember our great love of the sea We must leave this wondrous land But I swear we will return again As we board our ship and begrudgingly depart My heart races as the mighty seas rip and part We are met face to face by a creature of old I draw my blade and the cannons we fire! With a roar the monster rushes at us But we will not let it send us to the Locker On a rope I swing with my mates next to me And with a mighty swipe we cut down this beast! Sailing away to this far away land With grog and cutlass together in hand We dance and we sing as we near the shore Dreaming of approaching treasures and gold We raise the Jolly Roger upon the highest mast Set sail on our quest sure to lead towards death We drink and we dance as we pillage and plunder Raising our voices with a YAR HAR HEY! Fire the cannons and board the ship Kill the crew and bring back the loot This is the life we cherish and live So lift your pints of ale! YAR HAR HEY!
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After many a grand, raucus quest Time for this drunk lord to get some rest Steady as she goes; the compass points south And this lack of fine rum has left me dry in the mouth Down below deck where our treasure is held Wobbly from exhaustion and deep ocean swells Pound down a bottle quick as can be I almost fell over! Guess it's time for some sleep I've too many damn fools on this ship Partyin' and carryin' on, not givin' a shit And while they wreak havoc in the depths down below I needs me some silence, so up on deck I go I can still hear 'em, me wretched crewmates Loud as a demon horde stormin' the gates! Where can I go now to get some respite? Up the rope ladder...in the crow's nest I'll lie The seas are now calm, the wind is serene The world's at a standstill and the moon is pristine Me eyelids are too heavy to stay open now A brief moment of solace and then... KAPOW! We have been spotted by royal navy men Those filthy dogs we've tangled with once and again! They saw our flag and readied their load And with one direct shot they made my "bed" explode! Up on the deck! We've a fight on our hands! How dare they try to fight the best folk metal band?? Hard turn to starboard, have yer guns at the ready! Time to show them just who's all the more deadly! This is for our brothers you've fought with and killed And all those times that you've squelched our thrills! You're all men of honor, a notion we despise So prepare to get some searing lead right between the eyes Cannons burst and sabres clash; oh, this will be fun! We ain't afraid, we'll never flee, and we'll take on every one! Many an hour later, we see their flag of white Outdone and outgunned, they now fear our strength and might!

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This promo is the culmination of some of the drunkest pirates ever to sail in the Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew! We've spent the years proving ourselves in battle around the torpid waters of the Chicagoland area and into the seas of the lands beyond, but now, it's time for us to assault your ears personally within your homes and abodes! We hope you all enjoy this promo with a beer in hand (or your favorite alcoholic beverage)!

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released May 3, 2014

Blood Boodts- Lead vocals, lead guitar, rhythm guitar
Boatswain Bill- Bass, backing vocals, drum programming, sampling
The Red Lady Sophia- Keyboards, flute, piccolo, backing vocals

Recorded, edited, mixed, and mastered by The Red Lady Sophia and the Lords of the Drunken Pirate Crew

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